Don't Sit There

Tea Guy would be the first to admit that he's not really a tea party or frilly, hoity-toity tea room type of guy. So I guess I could be forgiven for not knowing that, when at a tea party, one should not park one's big butt in the chair at which the spout of the tea pot is pointing. According to this article, in the Auburn (NY) Citizen, that's a big tea party no-no, as that's where the hostess (or host) is supposed to park their big butt. So don't say I didn't warn you.